এবার আপনাদের জন্য দিলাম কিছু মজার SMS কালেকশান। নিন। কেমন লাগল বলবেন। কিছুই বলার নাই। দেখেন…………………………………………….
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty,
When a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.
Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece.
In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
What’s the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.
Thought for the future generation:
Don’t marry & make a woman happy.
In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see … how Sweetly I Lie.
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you…
Pay The Bill.
Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you’ve always been a Headache!
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her Lips are closed !
Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
so make SEX a daily habit, & u will always be Smiling!
Tip to reduce alcohol consumption:
Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad,
After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!
U luv sumone… u marry sumone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id…!
Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip…
take out your…
book from your bag and study!
A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time!
I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Bathroom?
Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
I saw u on road today. U were looking so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!
If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use ur brain. It’s not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
Q: What’s the difference between good & bad Girls?
A: Good Girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad Girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too,
Beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry.
Mom: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw Dad
Just close ur eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds…
Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.
Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them
Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.
When I send SMS to u, it doesn’t mean that u have to do the same…
U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted
OldMan to Doc: I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That’s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
We will now upgrade your brain,
sorry,NO BRAIN found…!
Teacher to Student: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example.
Student: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your Daughter.
When a man was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Man shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again
Now I have decided never drink water again
Could you fax me ur photo very very urgently? Mind you.
It’s really very urgent, damn serious & very important,
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.